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con crud: Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.

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Glomp: v, to glomp NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug. A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone. The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).

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drop bear: A native to the australian outback, the drop bear is a mysterious, yet chillingly savage member of the marsupial family. If you are unlucky enough to pitch a tent under a tree inhabited by a drop bear, and rouse it from it's slumber, be prepared for pain country! It will drop from the tree, latching onto your face (a la the facehugger from the alien)and proceeds to rid you of any good looks you may (or may not) have once had. Only known deterrant is a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears. It saved me once and I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

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fruit salad: 1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated) 2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

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thinkle: noun: a wrinkle that appears while a person thinks intensely

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LIZ: LIZ or "Low Information Zone" refers to the distance or set of circumstances at which UFOs are recorded when the resulting eyewitness account, image or video contains insufficient information to identify them, even as non-human craft. Historically, UFOs have stayed at just the right distance so that they can't be identified. Hence, in photos or videos they appear as fuzzy blobs or points of light. Even more curiously this distance seems to vary by if the viewer has a camera, and then by the quality of the zoom lens on that camera. With better cameras and better lighting conditions, the UFOs get further away. The ability of UFOs to stay in the LIZ has led many to conclude that UFOs are mostly, or entirely, identifiable object like planes, birds, and balloons, and that the reason that UFOs are all in the LIZ is because if they were closer, or had better lighting or focus, then they would be identified and not be UFOs. The term was coined by UFO skeptic Mick West, in September 2019.

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Acceptional: ADJ. - The praise or elevation of lowered expectations. The celebration of mediocrity or poor performance. accept / accepted + exceptional

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gumshoe: An old slang term for a detective or investigator (police-affiliated or private). Variants include "dick" or "private dick," the connotations of which were not meant to be obscene. Shoes in the late 1800s were made of gum rubber - the soft-soled precursors of the modern sneaker. The phrase "to gumshoe" meant to sneak around quietly as if wearing gumshoes. "Gumshoe man" was originally slang for "thief," but by about 1908 the term "gumshoe" was used to refer to a police detective, and the term has stuck ever since (pun intended).

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howdy partner: Hello, friend

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hopecore: A genre of videos that invoke a feeling of hope, glee, wholeness, and most happy emotions. They can range to nostalgic clips, beautiful scenery, and usually have an audio of spliced together videos and songs.

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moppa: Informal description of a male-to-female transgendered parent (the MTF counterpart to "mom" or "dad"), derived from a combination of "mom" and "poppa". First popularized by the award-winning Amazon series "Transparent".

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snitchuation: The act of getting in trouble over a snitches mouth

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Incelligence: noun 1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value. 2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.

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Severance Lay: When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

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Cutie patootie: you. you are a cutie patootie

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let them eat cake: A quote attributed to Marie Antoinette, who allegedly spoke it in regard to her peasants having no bread to eat. Regardless of whether that actually happened, it is still the snobbiest way of saying "fuck them and what they want."

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shock and aww: When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells. From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary. Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked

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Sniffari: Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.

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loml: Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.

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brain lint: Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

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Y'allywood: The burgeoning film industry in Georgia. Because of state tax incentives, more production companies are moving shoot locations from traditional (but expensive) locations like Hollywood and New York in order to save money.

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business socks: The socks you where when its business time, popularized by Flight of the Conchords.

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wazzock: Popularised by Tony Capstick (in "Capstick Comes Home") in 1981 and used since as a minor insult (similar to how "idiot" is used as an insult). Originally meant "bull's penis" (originally described to me as "bull's prick"). See also "wazz" for another derivative of this sense of the word. Whether it was ever applied to other animals or humans I don't know - but as "wazz" is used for human urination in the West and North of England, I'd imagine so. Was fairly rare in Yorkshire before Capstick's popularisation of it in 1981.

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Aunty: In some other countries, they are used as nice, more loving words to address closely related older women.

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dining room table: Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

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Holding Space: Typically used in queer media, Holding space is used when you feel power in something and really need to hold space with that.

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pseud: (noun) |Plural: pseuds| A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing. Shortening of the word: Pseudo Pronounced: "Su'youd"

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Tiger Stripes: stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger

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