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oldhead: A young person who acts older than they are. Usually in their early 20s.

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Rockegnize: To recognize a famous musician, aka rockstar

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Ye Olde Bussy: Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.

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Jobby: A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human. Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

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No Worries: The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.

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Woat: Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

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sensy girl: A Sensy Girl is a cool chill girl who can handle her weed. The word “sensy” is derived from “Sensimilla,” the female strain of the cannibas plant, and in particular, its Caribbean nickname. As popularized by the hit single "Sensy Girl" by Gino McKoy from the Lumina soundtrack

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show show way: a Chinese internet slang equivalent to “收收味” meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/收收味" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.

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2spooky4me: A word that is used on the internet (sarcastically) to point out if something is scary, however, the use of it is commonly seen on YouTube videos featuring the song of: Spooky Scary Skeletons in accompany of another popular phrase: "You have been spooked by the spookeh skeleton" Another common (sarcastic) alternative is "3spooky5me" which is an even bigger over used joke.

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Horseback Jesus: A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

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Oldtaku: An elder otaku. The highest population of oldtaku are Gen X-ers and Millenials. These otaku were around when anime was on VHS tapes and/or during the transition from VHS to DVDs that had to be purchased in stores such as Suncoast or SamGoody. They most likely watched anime on Midnight Run and pirated anime on their windows 95. Oldtaku are not restricted to watching only vintage anime, however if you tell them you are a fan of Evangelion or Cowboy Bebop you better be talking about the originals.

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Fog Juice: The amount of precipitation that is more than a mist but less than rain.

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Idiot Plot: A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.

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menoposse: A group of female professionals, typically with medical backgrounds, who have linked together with the common purpose of educating peri/menopausal women about their rights to receive up-to-date information about the overwhelming benefits of hormone replacement therapy (HRT). The menoposse's remit expands beyond advocating for a women's right to access HRT (a.k.a menopausal hormone therapy) for the symptoms of menopause to the use of HRT for to support women's brain, bone, genitourinary and heart health long into old age. The menoposse is active in advocating changes to the US governmental and medical systems to support the rights of peri/menopausal women on the topics of HRT and other therapies to enhance their quality of life.

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aw tysm: means "aw thank you so much" but when siri or text to speech says it, it sounds like autism.

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Blorbo: Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.

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me likey: I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. Buy it for me.

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Posture check: Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

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\m/(-_-)\m/: ROCK ON! A simple smiley resembling what happens when u put all of ur fingers down except for the pinky and pointer finger. Simply means rock on.

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sanewashing: Attempting to downplay a person or idea's radicality to make it more palatable to the general public. This is often done by claiming that the radicals are taken out of context, don't truly represent the movement, or that opponents' arguments about its severity are wrong. Oftentimes, the person doing the sanewashing isn't radical themselves—they may be doing so because they genuinely don't believe the movement to be radical, or are trying to justify to themselves how they can support a radical movement. A portmanteau of "sane" + "whitewashing" (portraying something as better than it is). Coined on the /r/neoliberal subreddit in late 2020 to describe progressives who misrepresent radical stances.

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Showciopath: When watching a show or series with other people, The person in a relationship or group that refuses to wait for the other members to be available for the watch party. Selfish tendencies with zero thoughts given about the connection of a group of individuals to enjoy the show together. The individual Often does complain rewatching but lacks interest due to already watching the show and spoils the mood. Increasing urge of a show addict and feels that there isn’t a problem with watching the show without the group.

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Gluff Party: All-girl break up party. To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.) P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls. Term popularised by book "The It Girl"

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Ok?: The rudest way possible to say ok

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fellatial: adj: a house, apartment, or dwelling worthy of a blowjob at some point in the evening.

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quick lit: Expression that encompasses both chick lit and dick lit. Essentially quick lit is light, contemporary fiction that is quickly and easily read and (most often) takes place in an urban environment.

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Recession Pop: Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

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Christian Girl Autumn: When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.

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idgaf war: idgaf wars happen once things become awkward between you and an ex/friend and you and/or them pretend not to care for each other by avoiding each other and conversation, although you both acknowledge how each other is doing and what they are doing.

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