Urban Dictionary Mugs

vanifesto: A van covered in political stickers and other propaganda reflecting the owner’s political beliefs. Usually driven by a right-wing nut job.

homieship: The state of friendship between homies.

Small Potatoes: small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked

Butt Rock: A style of hard rock & heavy metal music that is watered down both musically and lyrically to garner maximum radio play and mainstream acceptance. Lyrical themes are drawn from a put-on “tough guy / bro” persona, and include being a badass, getting lots of pussy, strippers, partying, and being betrayed or alone. Image wise, butt rock bands typically consist of guys in their mid-30s with spiky hair, Affliction t-shirts, and bad tattoos (usually barbed wire or tribal). The typical fan emulates this fashion style and exhibits what they think are “manly” personality traits, such as frequently drinking energy drinks, driving an unnecessarily large truck, and otherwise overcompensating for an insecurity in their masculinity. They also tend to have a superficial knowledge of metal music, being familiar only with bands that receive regular radio rotation. Examples of butt rock bands include Five Finger Death Punch, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, Nickelback, Disturbed, and Three Doors Down.

Cardboard Salesman: A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

bedcrack: The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.

Sneaker Head: The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers

Sigogglin: si-gogglin Adj. Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance. This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America. See also cattywompus

chemosabe: A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.

kakistocracy: "government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

Depresso Espresso: A fun way to say depression

tastemaker: N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

hangry: When someone becomes irritated, angry, or cranky when they haven't eaten and are hungry.

hesher: Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt. Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

BLOBJECT: BLOBJECT Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life". Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust. Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..

sweetie wife: Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.

Screaming Barfies: A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

Oh Brother: Winnie the Poohs equivalent to "Mother Fucking Shit"

Sanctuary: This is sanctuary from the evil of this dictionary. You may use it as you like.

Self care: Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Squinny: Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area

Deadhead: A hardcore fan of the Grateful Dead. The complete opposite of a Parrothead.

post yap clarity: A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

wifesexual: when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am: Losing complete control of your life

grinch finger: 1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger 2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

fart in a trance: Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Scrubber: (Fragrance Reference) A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.