Urban Dictionary Tees

groomsmaids: The plural version of "groomsmaid" or bridesmaids who are on the side of the groom in the wedding party.

Master Debater: A type of job, where some one has become extremely good at debating. Or maybe its something else

gambaru: Do your best in whatever state that you find yourself in. The process is most important. The outcome is irrelevant but what matters is that you did not give up! You did not quit! You did not fall short of meeting your obligation. In whatever situation that you encounter do your utmost best.

Brotox: a humorous word for Botox when the procedure is given to a man

acqui-hire: An "acqui-hire" is when a company buys a startup to obtain the startup's team, rather than to own its products or technology, which it often kills after the purchase.

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menver: a nickname for the city of denver, because of the belief that men outnumber women drastically...

shitanium: Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do. This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use. The french translation is Merdanium

Twink Death: When a twink turns 30, and they are looked at as dead by the rest of the gay-community.

Grey Divorce: When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage

Trojan cat: A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

Fridge cigarette: Basically an energy drink but its slang for people with caffeine addictions

Capeshit: A superhero movie where the hero is merely there to show off their superpower, rather than doing heroic acts people can actually relate to, they simply show off the cool tricks they can do to the screen. Going off of the saying "not all heroes wear capes" it's called capeshit because only the (metaphorical) cape has been cared about in the production of the movie.

fanbathing: Popular during summer, just like sunbathing, fanbathing involves lying flat on one's back or front while scantily clad or naked, except instead of the beach and the sun it's your bedroom and ceiling fan. Used as a means of coping with extreme heat, especially when one has no access to air conditioning.

fuckeulogy: An inspired, less than positive remembrance of a recently departed douchebag.

clanker: a slur for robots

Mecha Streisand: Barbara Streisand but a giant robot.

stable genius: unmitigated moron

Nonnie: A non-alcoholic beer.

weapons of mass distraction: This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Choke Artist: To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

mamacita: 1)"Hot mama", "sexy lady" in the U.S. and Central America and Mexico 1)Synomym of "Señorita"- "young lady" in South America. Polite, formal, not sexual.

sac fly: The act of leaving a party in such a way as to entice law enforcement officials to pursue, so that everyone else can get away clean.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

Word Chewing: When someone over annunciates words while lip syncing in video content to emulate the movements of a cartoon character.

101st Chairborne: Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk. Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Gen z stare: When a young person, ie zoomer who lacks social skills, blatantly disregards others around them. Particularly those asking a question. Only for the person asking the question to get side eyed or stared at in return by said zoomer. Also known as the zoomer lead paint stare

Pluh: A meme TikTok sound, Originally the word was meant as a means of a of bleeping out sexual references, but is now used as a meme or a way to annoy people.