Urban Dictionary Tees

hiccaburp: A combination of a hiccup and a burp.

camping out: The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.

pre-grieve: Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.

Ewphoria: When a trans person gets euphoria from validation but in a bad context. Like when a MtF gets cat called when walking in front of men, or when receiving unsolicited nudes from men etc...

Trial and Terror: When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.

noodling: A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin. Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Nothing Culture: When people on social media make their lives about nothing, like people who make their whole stream about eating fast food. That is nothing culture.

dinkwad: Double Income No Kids with a dog

Donald Ducking: To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

road apple: a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

tickle-me-elmo hole: Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Grief Digger: A person who capitalises on the public grief surrounding a celebrity's death for attention or personal gain. When a well-known person dies, within minutes a Grief Digger posts a photo of themselves with the famous person, exaggerating their personal connection to them, claiming a close friendship or partial credit for their achievements that can no longer be verified by the deceased. Similar to a Gold Digger, their ulterior motives are in stark contrast to their outward sincerity.

Dickpigging: When a person/people REALLY want the D so they give compliments, flirt, etc. Similar to when a person walks by and a group of men/women say, "You look good, shorty. I like your outfit. Can I get your number?"

proxy beef: When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.

Kaigai Niki: Kaigai Niki (海外ニキ) or "Overseas Bros" is a term used mostly by Japanese VTubers to refer to fans and viewers outside of Japan. It is a portmanteau of kaigai (海外, "overseas" or "foreign") and aniki (アニキ, "older brother").

backseat cooking: When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

Jewish Easter: The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.

boar on the floor: A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting

whinge: Verb To whinge A British/Australian/New Zealand (possibly South African and other commonwealth) English word which describes incessant complaining. A behaviour commonly associated with poms/pommes/pohms/pommies (people from England).

expensive nap: A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

The chair: The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

Twunk: A boy from late teens to early twenties with the slim structure of a twink. The primary difference is that they work out a bit and have slim muscle. Alex Henley from skins is a prime example.

perp walk: Practice of displaying an arrested person to the press and public while delivering the person to the courtroom, etc.

Superhero Fatigue: Superhero Fatigue is less about quantity and more about the kind of story being told vs. what audiences want to see. The problem is not that we have a handful of new superhero movies every year, but that they feel very similar to each other, and not in a good way. If the undeniable success of movies like Wonder Woman tell us anything is that audiences are starving for stories that break the usual pattern of superhero films. Three patterns in particular that can be causing superhero fatigue are as follows: 1) Tone - sometimes you need the bleakness to make your point, as with dystopian novels. 2) Story - Superhero movies are often repetitive in the basic narrative structure they choose, giving us the feeling that we’ve seen that story before. 3) Characters - This is probably the core of superhero fatigue, since you can’t have a great range of stories when they’re always about the same people. Different identities bring in different perspectives and different ways to interact with the world.

Coke Hold: A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)

Hanlon's Razor: Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Historical Tiddy: Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.

Cringe Wound: When the cringe is so bad that it could kill a person or when it fatally injures a poor soul