Urban Dictionary Tees

nothingburger: something lame, dead-end, a dud, insignificant; especially something with high expectations that turns out to be average, pathetic, or overhyped.

Aspartame Daddy: Not quite rich enough to be a Sugar Daddy.

Wee dote: A "wee dote" refers to someone who is cute/adorable particularly in the face region. Often used as slang in Northern Ireland Originates from shakesperean language "To dote on someone" i.e. to show affection.

the american way: the wrong way, but faster

sike ward: slang word for “psych ward” mainly used on tiktok

entremanure: An individual owner of a small, start-up business who is, in the end, totally full of shit; a new business owner who lacks experience in management, marketing, accounting, etc.; a business owner who develops or markets a "new" product that is utterly useless, ridiculous, or just plain stupid. Variations include "entremanurial" (adj.), entremanurism (n.)

Cat Tax: The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.

Let Loose: (v.) to find transcendent contentment through art.

J name theory: J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Planespotter: "Homo observatoris aeroplanae". A species of person who likes to see concrete airplanes, such as the ones they like,special new routes, iconic aircraft etc. They often go dressed up with a fishing hat (without hooks), a sleeveless jacket (often bright yellow or orange if they have been selected to be in first line of an airshow). They sometimes carry powerful binoculars, use a radio transmitter so that they can hear conversations between control tower and pilots, and almost always they use a camera and a single lens of the telephoto type (they don't use other types). The ones who can't afford a good gear, usually have an average entry level camera and a cheap zoom. The ones who can afford a good gear or their dada y mama can buy them, usually carry a three kg €2000 professional National Geographic type constant Aperture lens, almost always use a professional camera and despite they have such gear, they don't earn money with the photos they take, and even they may only take airplane photos, think they are professional photographers and take the typical "plane on the blue sky seen from a side" and give a hundred of data that non planespotters don't often freaking care about. The Planespotters differ from the "average photographer" because they are focused on the information about what they are seeing/portraying, while the photographer tries to take of everything giving the things a little more of sense and integrity with the theme in general.

Porch Pirate: Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

I am lowkey literally deadass dead: This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida. This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

grey sweatpants: The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)

scramp: The act, thought, or feeling of a word that is terribly versatile in function.

milquetoast: A word originating from a comic strip character in the 1920's named Casper Milquetoast. The word has come to define someone unassertive and timid. The first time I ever heard this word was in an episode of The Gilmore Girls.

Squirrel Whisperer: A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.

Sasshole: Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.

noreaster: A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.

Crypto Power Bottom: Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Dad Cam: An old analog camera that your dad probably used back in the day. Dad cams are most often second-hand and use record-to-tape formats such as Betamax, VHS-C, 8mm, or MiniDV. Cameras that shoot to digital hard drives or memory cards should not be considered dad cams. The grainy, nostalgic, and perhaps crappy quality of this type of film had a resurgence in popularity from 2015 onward, particularly in r&b and hip-hop music videos. Now, you'll often find dad cam worked into high-budget commercials, movies, television shows, and more.

Flopcorn: The kernels in the bottom of the popcorn bag that don't pop.

WFR: Who Fucking Reads (WFR), typically used as a valid excuse for lack of knowledge by not reading an email or document

flashback mary: When taking a picture with flash and the areas where you applied translucent/setting powder flash back and make your skin look paler and whiter that usual.

day friend: A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.

Drive My Car: A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.

gorp: A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.

brainwave: British slang for a sudden, clever idea. Similar to the American "brainstorm." Often used sarcastically.

Ye Olde: A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.