Urban Dictionary Tees

Snotklap: A phrase used in Afrikaans in South Africa to explain to someone how hard you will slap them in the face. Used commonly by drunk men or angry old tannies (aunties)

Hobosexual: Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

Wood wide web: The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture. When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs. The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.

doofy: Combination of the Latin word doofus, meaning an incompetent tool and the word goofy. A goofy doofus.

The Shadow Person: "The shadow person" refers directly to the completely random occurrence in which a person will clock a glimpse of an unidentified spooky figure which resembles that of an ominous, dark, slender-man looking entity which flashes past their peripheral vision. This phenomenon has been widely addressed since, well, the beginning of time. What is most scary is how everyone, even your friends and family, will most likely be able to relate to this and have experienced this several times within their lifetime, with no explanation or evidence as to how and why - even diverse groups of people around the world have described to have coincidentally seen the exact same figure Despite the unknown presence of the shadow person, research and theories have suggested that these are “creatures of supernatural origin that appear as dark forms in the peripheries of people’s vision and disintegrate, or move between walls, when noticed.” Some say that they appear during "phases of emotional trauma, physical reflections of grief and fear" whilst others say it is down to sleep deprivation. Scary shit huh.

Worksona: Your persona at work, the way you portray yourself in the workplace.

Paypig: A paypig is the financial submissive in the dynamic of Financial Domination. Financial Domination is a fetish of power exchange which involves the transfer of money from sub to Domme as an act of ultimate submission, as money is the ultimate representation of power in our modern society. Paypigs are alternatively known as finsubs and money slaves.

Birdie: Used to describe the act of taking a sip from another person's beverage without touching one's lips to the rim of the container. (It is interesting to note that only native Orange County residents know the true definition of this term)

kludge: A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

stolex: A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.

angelic yield: angelic yield (an-jel-ick yeeld) “angelic yields” began as a trend in mid-september of 2021 as people started posting about refilling bathroom stalls with toilet paper. this trend is known as a parody to the “devious lick” trend, where people stole, vandalized, or showed off items of which they took primarily from their schools. this trend, however, counteracts it as more of a kindness rather than it being mischievous.

cheechako: A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

The Narrator: A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.

Swiftcraft: Taylor Swift witchcraft The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

Chaotic Stupid: in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.

get yo skin tone: get yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone garden gnome extra chromasone, metranome dimma done genome polblone lonochrome student loan indiana jones, overgrown flinstone x and y horomone, silvester styalone, seera lion, audisone professionally seen stilver petron head ass out of here bro

Supercrip: 'Supercrip' is a proper word used by people studying disabled narratives to describe someone who is disabled but has some sort of genius or other skill

cuckcake: The mistress or side-dish in an affair. Usually associated with a cuckquean (a woman who is aroused by her male partner having sex with another woman or women).

dad lore: Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Broletariat: A working class bro.

Gaijin Smash: The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

Golluming: To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

Empty Vase: AKA a "flower vase" A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside). Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people. The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".

dobler dahmer theory: A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Cbpcbd: Chronic back pain from carrying this big Dick around

not even wrong: Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Wahala: Wahala is an African word commonly used in Nigeria to express a state of worry, distress, problem or trouble. It is also called pidgin English. Example- "Why you dey give me wahala?" which means, “Why are you stressing me?” or “Why are you Troubling me?”. Another Example would be, " What is your Wahala" which means, “what is your problem?”. The word Wahala can also be used in another context like " No Wahala". This means, “NO problem”. If somebody asks you How are you? you can say “I dey okay, I no get any Wahala", which means, "I am fine, I do not have any problem".

Rebound Rug: The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest. A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers