Urban Dictionary Tees

dad lore: Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Broletariat: A working class bro.

Gaijin Smash: The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

Golluming: To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

Empty Vase: AKA a "flower vase" A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside). Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people. The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".

dobler dahmer theory: A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Cbpcbd: Chronic back pain from carrying this big Dick around

not even wrong: Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Wahala: Wahala is an African word commonly used in Nigeria to express a state of worry, distress, problem or trouble. It is also called pidgin English. Example- "Why you dey give me wahala?" which means, “Why are you stressing me?” or “Why are you Troubling me?”. Another Example would be, " What is your Wahala" which means, “what is your problem?”. The word Wahala can also be used in another context like " No Wahala". This means, “NO problem”. If somebody asks you How are you? you can say “I dey okay, I no get any Wahala", which means, "I am fine, I do not have any problem".

Rebound Rug: The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest. A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Hoodie Gang: A phrase commonly on TikTok or Youtube comment sections on the subject of man circumcision. This phrase is said to give a sense of male uncircumcised solidarity. An uncircumcised penis has foreskin on the head, which could be seen as a hoodie; the hoodie for the penis.

Pickleback: A series of two shots, first whiskey (typically Jamesons) followed by a shot of pickle juice/brine.

Space squid: Dude that shows up to the bar tripping on drugs but is moving with great rythem to the beat

Dizzy: Mad crazy

sleep debt: lack of sleep, or when you owe yourself some rest becasue you have been too busy. when you are not getting enough sleep, and need to calculate how much you owe your body sleep account is negative, or in the red first used by British airways and also sited on multiple occasions by lifehacker.com

Disease X: It's not Wolverine's weakness—duh! Disease X is the next big outbreak that'll be caused by an unexpected source.

the call is coming from inside the house: when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

Brewjob: Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

Cheeky Wee: A slang word for taking a wee, normally were your not supposed to for example, behind a tree or in your best friends back yard, etc. it is mostly used in Australia (the best country) and, Personally it is my favorite type of wee

good damage: good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.

save scumming: In video games: Manually saving your game over and over again (usually before important decisions/boss battles, etc.) to make sure that if you screw up later on, you can always just return to your most recent saved game. Used in games that allow players to save whenever they want, thus making the game substantially easier because there's no real penalty for messing up, and it lets the player know what to expect ahead.

Yesn't: The proper way to say "no"

geg: From scouseland; -Someone who goes to something they weren't actually invited to - Someone who butts into, or who is listening to a conversation - Someone who tags along Can be used as a noun or verb- "gegging in"

Rot: Rot rŏt - A state of being in which a person goes into antisocial hibernation. Not seen nor heard from for as little as minutes, for as long as days, the individual secludes themselves in total isolation. When resurfaced from their chosen crypt, the rotted individual will spring forth from their rest; once again able to spare the good people a flying fuck. Note: This state is not personal nor reserved for specific groups of people at a time; family members may text friends in pinned photos on Instagram to track down this socially, existentially exhausted soul. It will be an all-out manhunt. See also; Decompose, Deteriorate, Decay, “Can’t Even”

Free range kid: Like a free-range chicken, but for a child that is not giving boundaries or rules or consequences from their parents or society.

Shopping a la cart: When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.

John Wayne toilet paper: John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Dark Romeo: An interpretation of Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet that features the guy having dark and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalker-like behavior to going full nuts after losing his Juliet. The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.