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softboi engineer: the opposite of a brogrammer. An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

crossdreamer: A man or woman who get aroused by the idea of being the opposite sex. Many crossdreamers identify with their birth sex, while others are gender dysphoric. Many crossdreamers understand themselves as transgender, while others consider themselves fetishists. Many, but not all, girlfags and guydykes may be considered crossdreamers. It seems a majority of crossdreamers are attracted to persons of their own birth sex. Crossdreamers may express their feelings through crossdressing and/or creative crossdreaming, e.g. by writing stories, comics and TG captions. Many female to male crossdreamers enjoy yaoi comics and stories, while many male to female write or read TG captions (images with short texts). Male to female crossdreamers are labelled paraphilic "autogynephiles" in the American Psychiatric Manual (the DSM-5), while the female to male crossdreamers are not mentioned with a word. Some female to male crossdreamers are miffed by this omission, while most of them seem to sincerely enjoy this unexpected lack of stigmatisation.

Smash n Grab: A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

Assholocene: The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

ops: Opposites or rivals from another gang or opposing group commonly misinterpreted as ops being short for cops or snitches.

Hammeo: One of many movies with a cameo by actor Jon Hamm Hamm + Cameo

Philly Tuxedo: A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt/jersey of one philly sports team, and a hat of another team (example: Eagles jersey w/ Phillies hat)

level 5 vegan: A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow. As used on the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Tree Hugger", animal/enviornmental rights activist, Jesse tells Lisa that he is a level 5 vegan, who wont eat anything that casts a shadow. Such thing doesn't exist, mind you.

tiozão: (Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

Rustang: deurogotory name for "Mustang" Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.

Rip Bozo: When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.

bag of pants: Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

unbirthday: Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.

Cobbing: The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

texaboo: Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.

Tragedeigh: (Pronounced: tragedy) When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Flyfucking: (Danish expression) Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

Fuckarounditis: "A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

bin chicken: Australian slang for the ibis, a bird that common dwells in urban environments and is known to eat out of bins, ruin picnics, smell bad, and just generally cause a nuisance.

Vagueing: Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.

Purple Pilled: To be neither Optimistic (Blue Pilled) or Pessimistic (Red Pilled), but to see things for what they are and accepting it. To be a Realist, to live in the Gray rather than the Black or White.

Luh calm fit: AKA: Calm luh fit Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit" Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable. Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

suitcase pimp: In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

spange: a contraction of "spare change" verb

cakeage: corkage fee for cake

AWTF: English acronym standing for Away With The Fairies. Despite the inclusion of the word Fairies there is no implication of homosexuality in the expression. It is merely used to describe someone who is in a world of their own either because they are daydreaming or are thinking intensely and thus are oblivious to what is going on around them. The expression goes back to an old superstition, prevalent throughout Europe that fairies, wee folk, call them what you will, could steal a person's soul, leaving behind a husk that stared at nothing until it faded away and died. Superstition aside, it came to be applied to people who became so engrossed in their own thoughts that they ignored what was going on around them. For a while it was used as a politically incorrect medical acronym written in a patient's notes to describe someone suffering from dementia or in a highly confused state of mind for some other reason. Fortunately it has fallen into disuse medically owing to its meaning becoming known to a wider audience. Its major use now is in the workplace where it describes someone who spends time staring into space rather than doing something useful.

Crotch Novel: A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

dagnabbit: (exclaimation) Oldcootism used during great consternation or surprise. Used by 1890’s prospectors, cantankerous old farmers, and young people playing old people on TV in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s.