Urban Dictionary Tees

Plastic Paddy: A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi. They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants. They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis. They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.

Soup for my family: Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.

Italian snow: Parmesan cheese.

in the pantry: A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

white man's overbite: derogatory term used to describe the facial expression white people make while dancing

himpathy: The disproportionate empathy extended in the direction of men we make too many excuses for.

fuck dem kids: a general hatred of kids.

disorder salad: The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms

nibblies: A selection of finger snacks, such as canapés, cheese and biscuits, fruit, olives, pate, salami and the like (or often much grander these days), served with drinks or in lieu of a meal. In Australia it's often used to describe typical party food.

Lifestyle creep: Lifestyle creep refers to a phenomenon where an increase in income leads to an increase in nonessential expenses (things you don't really need). When this happens, things that used to be luxuries become your new normal, you perceive them was if there essentials. This phenomenon can start a loop: You get a raise, so you have extra money. You have extra money, so you spend more money. You spend more money, so you live check to check. You live check to check, so you work harder. You work harder, so you get a raise.

Dick Riding: What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

boob parrot: When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

yfm: you feel me

grown men: A set of rims with a diameter of 18" or greater.

toss my cookies: to vomit

four-forty air conditioning: A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!

cockpause: Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.

thrift threat: A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Little fresh meat: Young, cute, handsome and innocent looking (keyword: "looking") male celebrities, or " male idols". Can refer to ordinary guys who fit the criteria.

Babe drain: The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country. Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Frunk: A "Frunk" is a trunk in the front of the vehicle. "Front" + "Trunk" = "Frunk" While cars and trucks with internal combustion engines have the engine in the front of the vehicle and a trunk in the back, electric vehicles do not have an engine in the front, so EVs like the Ford Mustang Mach-E or F-150 Lightning, turned this empty space into additional storage.

action stars: Normally used for forums and message boards, and instant messaging. It's the act of placing "*"'s around a verb or phrase to signify thaty it's on action.

hey handsome: My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower. “Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees. For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck? Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Wreck The Hoose Juice: d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine. n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine

Guilty Birds: When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

schmaltz: from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls. figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.

Hurriquake: Theoretically the worst possible natural disaster that could ever occur, a hurricane and earthquake happening simultaneously. To date, August 20th, 2023, was the first one to occur in US history. It wasn't that bad and no, we did not have an apocalypse yet. We might though. Who really knows at this point.

Candyceutical: The term "candyceutical" refers to chewable supplements that are often marketed in a way that resembles candy. These products are not necessarily harmless, as health experts warn that their appearance and marketing can attract consumers while potentially overlooking their actual impact on health. The word combines "candy" and "pharmaceutical," reflecting the blend of a visually appealing form with potential health-related benefits.