Urban Dictionary Tees

barnacle: 1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships. 2. A clinging or dependent person or thing 3. A large zit or scab 4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

Piggy Whipped: To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

tofu dreg: Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.

sistren: girls or women who are not real sisters but who are considered as such; girls or women who share sisterly relations with one another.

poo haiku: Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

hateration: the action of hating

Vox pop: Short for Vox Populi, the Latin term for "voice of the people" often used to describe an interview with a person who is not an expert, and who is not directly involved with the issue at hand. Also called a "Man on the street" interview.

green out: A green out is a cannabis induced physiological or psychological panic attack. Symptoms include sweating, nausea, heart palpitations, hypervigilance, paranoia, and the fear or feeling that you might be dying or about to die. A green out is typically caused by smoking or ingesting too much cannabis too quickly. Green outs are generally brief experiences and may be followed by exhaustion or drowsiness, or a rapid sobering. Unlike black outs, memory loss doesn't tend to occur during a green out due to the intensity of a green out. Memory loss is much more likely to occur during a long, sustained session of cannabis use. Unlike alcohol, cannabis use affects short term memory (what was I saying?) and not long term memory (what did I do last night?). Sativa strains may be more likely to cause green outs (while indicas are more likely to leave you stoned)

Gentleman's B: When you have a good enough grade in your class and you are so bogged down by other work at the end of the semester that you email your professor and tell him you're not gonna take the exam and will take a "B" in his class

sky daddy: euphemism for god

nicheposting: The act of posting content targeted at a niche audience.

artwash: Buying art for museums or galleries in order to improve public opinion of you, your family, or your company.

Quest Sex: The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

yap city: Yap city: when someone is just chatting on and on about nothing.

prebunk: Verb - to debunk lies you know are coming in advance.

Askhole: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them!

Whaling: To 'whale' in a game or 'whaling' is a term for gamers or gambling addicts who spend a good huge amount of money on video games or casinos. Since a whale is huge and they pay hugely for gambling or gaming, you can see why this is a thing. With gamers, microtransactions existed for them within free-to play games (e.g. loot boxes, in-game currency, booster packs, cosmetics, etc.), gacha-like games, mobile games, battle-royale games or anything along those lines. Gamblers are people who whale tons of cash on slot machines, poker and other natures of casino games and gambling. "Whales" was a phrase first used by video game publishers to describe their main customers who insufferably liked to gamble their money for in-game items.

Money Pull Up: “Money pull up” is a practice started in Jamaica which involves the shelling out of money to a dj by party goers for him to replay a particular dancehall or reggae song.

Mascot Horror: A subgenre of horror that's often made to attract younger audiences, characterized by a recognizable (usually marketable) mascot. Games in this genre may rely on cheap jump scares and are likely to have extremely convoluted lore. Examples of mascot horror include but are not limited to: Five Nights At Freddy's, Poppy Playtime, and Hello Neighbor.

skirted egg: A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

Cumposer: A person who fakes orgasms.

Sautéed: When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

Rock Star parking: Parking up close to the venue being visited.

Burgerpunk: A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

euromutt: any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.

protein spill: Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

clapter: What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.

Moonlanding: Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.