Urban Dictionary Tees

blinkered: Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

Punk'd: When a celebrity falls into a trap of trickery cleverly devised by Ashton Kuscher so that he can wave his arms around and make his retro john deere hat fall off while going into a seizure from the most recent punk.

good lookin' out: short for "good job lookin' out for ______ (me, us) Thanks.

shook: adj. scared, afraid, hesitant.

as a friend: Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

pressed: Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative. Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).

easter egg: A hidden item placed in a movie, television show, or otherwise visual media for close watchers. Originates from the the 1975 movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," when the cast had an Easter Egg hunt but most of the eggs went unfound. They can be seen throughout the film in various locations (such as under Frank N. Furter's throne).

doored: v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience where two conflicting world-views collide.

e-tact: Tact exercised in an electronic environments, for example, when composing email, instant messenging, or weblogging (or commenting therein).

hulk out: To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

spring break: The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!

value add: A business euphemism for "the reason I'd like you to think I'm useful."

vaulted: When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

Playlistism: Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network. Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

wax: A vinyl record; LP.

hit me on the hip: Could mean calling someone on their cell phone, but could also mean calling someone's pager or two-way.

the fear: Feeling usual associated with loss of something e.g. 'movie ticket, etc'. Feeling grows more intense closer to need of said item.

twixter: A person who is between the age of 18 to 25 and even beyond, who have become a part of a distinct and separate life stage, a strange, transitional never-never land between adolescence and adulthood in which people stall for a few extra years, putting off the iron cage of adult responsibility that constantly threatens to crash down on them.

academic chicken: phrase - refers to academic work of poor quality in which you are essentially daring your professor or teacher to give you a bad grade

fwisdom: Mindless drivel spoken as if it were fact and backed up with plagarism and lies.

meatmarket: noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities. The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others. also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality. see also "meat market"

putty exam: An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

dusted: 1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly. 2. Means the same as being busted.

hump day: The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

OTT: Over The Top - as in something done outragously over what it needs to be. Compare gonzo.

baby: 1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another. 2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse. 3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

keep it 100: to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.

chirps: to chat up