Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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troubabore: a bad street musician \ optional: 'troubasnore'
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Mittconception: A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).
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successorize: Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful
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No Collar: The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.
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boner pants: noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
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axehole: A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.
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texticle: When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
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bone ami: A French fuck buddy.
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Slowest Common Denominator: The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
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Diabeating your kids: When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
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googlical proportions: when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.
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Oh My God Particle: the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”
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Dreamathon: The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.
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insomnia dyslexia: 1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense. 2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
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poor man's limo: any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
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Ann Curry'd: 1. Fired without merit or reason 2. Being let go from a job unexpectedly.
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Pintervention: When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.
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Freedom Fondle: The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.
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fronting: Acting like you are more, or you have more than what really exists.
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old.edu: Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
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On The Clock Dump: Taking a poop at work while getting paid.
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Rock Out With My Spock Out: To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".
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Leap Beer: When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.
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bittertweet: The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.
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liketurbate: Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.
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dorkus malorkus: Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: "You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus."
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Feelings: Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex. Or watching a sad movie.
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Gherkinson's Disease: The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,