Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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Legitimate Rape: Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.
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DTF: Abbreviation for "down to fuck"
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dfw: Down For Whatever ... as in... I totally want to hang with you and I am interested in doing anything cool. Emphasis on being psyched to chill and hang out.
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medal fatigue: Inability to stay awake during the day because one has stayed up late watching coverage of the Olympic games.
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Radar Ass: This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order
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Brozilian: Derived from the term brazilian which refers to the near-complete removal of the pubic and ass-crack hair via waxing. Refers to the analogous procedure performed on a man, usually in the hopes of receiving friction-free group anilingus at the local rest stop from mustachioed long-haul truckers.
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Shatner texting: When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.
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Make it Snow: It is similar to "making it rain", except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds. In effect, making it snow. Diamonds can be substituted for a large quantity of cocaine.
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dubstep: the music that is created from transformers having sex
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mines: a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.
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watch this: Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
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No armed bandit: A cash machine, or even an ATM.
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english muffin top: A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
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coffeedence: The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.
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common law girlfriend: When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
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Phlochte: Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.
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super salad: A mythical dish of the best salad ever compiled, very sought after but has never been found. It is often confused at sit down resturants as an option.
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Mallard Mouth: Male version of duck face
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Snoop Lion: Snoop Dogg's reggae name, used in his first reggae song; La La La.
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the toothpaste defense: When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
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Prosopobibliophobia: Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.
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Kinderstruck: The stricking feeling one gets of childhood nostalgia. Remembering something from childhood with longing.
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nerd-do-well: A financially successful geek.
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Olympic Adoption: The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
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Chik-Fil-Atheist: A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.
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bong appetit: When you're stoned, about to munch, and wish someone a good meal.
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olympics: n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly. ......................................................................................
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Dictionary Inception: When you look up the meaning of a word and the definition uses a version of the same word.