Zorione Tee
This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world. Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces. Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own. All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.