Zawkiart Tee
Zawkiart is a Indestructible Semi transparent purple Stone gem-like structure with Red, Golden, purple Orbs inside, that is immune to certain laws of physics at will, each piece shows a very limited amount of Intelligence not able to communicate, but only to move and change its State of matter and form. One curious fact is that zawkiart, when charged to extreme and very specific energy conditions and quantities will turn it satient and self aware. But the required energy to trigger this "function" is absurd andostly likely to not ever happen. The only beings able to Create it are the zawkanians, a unknown and secret species of god-like creatures made entirely of non physical matter who has the power to create life, and turn into mythical dragons that are multidimensional and their true form. Any attempt of Interacting with it makes the Gem-like "entity" teleport meters away from the person attempting contact therefore we dont know its texture, but presume its solid and smooth according to its Light refraction and reflective Capabilities. Further Magic interactions are absorbed or simply nullified by the object. An exception for this is Zawkiart creatures themselves. Some quantum physics can apply to it such as teleporting and strange behavior when observed, it's full spec of possibilities are completely unknown. Mass: 1 Ton/per 1³m (Earth based gravity according to calcukations)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again