Zawkiart Tee
Zawkiart is a Indestructible Semi transparent purple Stone gem-like structure with Red, Golden, purple Orbs inside, that is immune to certain laws of physics at will, each piece shows a very limited amount of Intelligence not able to communicate, but only to move and change its State of matter and form. One curious fact is that zawkiart, when charged to extreme and very specific energy conditions and quantities will turn it satient and self aware. But the required energy to trigger this "function" is absurd andostly likely to not ever happen. The only beings able to Create it are the zawkanians, a unknown and secret species of god-like creatures made entirely of non physical matter who has the power to create life, and turn into mythical dragons that are multidimensional and their true form. Any attempt of Interacting with it makes the Gem-like "entity" teleport meters away from the person attempting contact therefore we dont know its texture, but presume its solid and smooth according to its Light refraction and reflective Capabilities. Further Magic interactions are absorbed or simply nullified by the object. An exception for this is Zawkiart creatures themselves. Some quantum physics can apply to it such as teleporting and strange behavior when observed, it's full spec of possibilities are completely unknown. Mass: 1 Ton/per 1³m (Earth based gravity according to calcukations)
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.