Zander Tee
The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means