Wyomissing, Pennsylvania tee
A nice little borough of Reading, PA which is one of the most dangerous cities in the nation. Despite it's neighboring city's poverty and crime rate, Wyomissing has always been full of WASPs and old money who send their kids to expensive private schools. Recently the area has become infested with Juicy wearing, gum chewing, hair flipping J.A.P.s. On each corner is a Starbucks filled with obnoxious people buying their 5 dollar coffee. On every road is a Mercedes with an old blonde women talking on her cell and sparkling her large diamond rings in the sun. The houses are massive and are occupied by wealthy businessmen, doctors, and others of the sort. The kids are all extremely spoiled and used to getting what they want. If they do not attend on of the more local yuppie factories, Holy Name, Central Catholic, or The Hill School then they most likely attend another prep or boarding school such as Phillips Academy Andover, St. Pauls or another pretigious New England academy. Wyomissing is a fun place to be if you fit in and have money. If you have money, you'll fit in. There is not much to it. If you overthink it you'll never get it. Wyomissing is the best place on earth. If you are a) Jappy b) preppy c) a WASP d) are rich e) enjoy golfing, playing tennis, and dining at fancy resteraunt and exclusive country clubs. f) enjoy spending time laughing at obnoxious people who think that everyone is looking at them.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!