Wylie Boy Tee
He's the West Texas Republican extremist that went through a perm and/or mullet phase that cursed their 8th-11th grade school pictures. He may know what a real steak is, but he can't get any meat on his bones. Often times, he can be found lonely playing Warzone or conspiring with his 'homies' at a bonfire. He likes to wear shoes Mommy bought for him, Pit Vipers, old Little League shirts and the sweatshirt he let his ex borrow. His girlfriend is probably taller than him and he thinks he's cool if he has peach fuzz. He gets his first real growth spurt at about 15 or 16 years old. His ego can be bigger than his future. He goes to church but doesn't act like it. His biggest fears are chivalry, being in a serious relationship and females. Sometimes he may cheat on his girlfriend with another guy or girl. They are just...built different.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.