World of Warcraft

A place you go when your life is low You have no friends, and nowhere to go You sit at home on the basement floor And pay blizzard until you're poor You wish you had some girls around But frankly, panties can't be found Drop rates low and too many quests Shit I just realized, it's brew fest! Your friends come by and want to hang But the garrosh fight is such a pain You tell them you have things to do They flip you off and say FUCK YOU! Now high on redbull, wide awake Up all night, piece of cake I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning I haven't even got a warning Dammit! Speaking of such an event A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent! I log on later, after a long day of work I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk So many night elves to hit on tonight More players in warsong to pvp fight got gold to farm, I just can't refrain! Leveling enchanting, on my other main Selling some armor in auction house Fuck my life, who needs a spouse. Noises from that basement persisted for days It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays Dorritos and pizza covered the rug And heat emulated from the broken wall plug You're passed out cold and on the couch You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH! You turn around, nearly dazed Your eyes so tired and screen gazed It's your mom, pissed as deathwing! Get off your ass and do something! Dad and I are working our butts off While you sit here playing in Azeroth! Get off wow NOW!!! OKAYYYY!!!