Woman-child Tee
A young woman with all the sexual charms of a female older than her years. Typically Asian women have this appearance. They have the sexual maturity of a woman, but the outward looks of a young girl: unblemished eyes, clear forehead, smooth cheeks, small chin and a generally youthful and innocent appearance. The combination is alluring to men for a number of genetic reasons. Men are hardwired genetically to prefer youthful looking women because those women with those physical facial attributes have a higher estrogen level, and are hormonally more fecund, or fertile than older women who lose those attributes as their estrogen levels drop with age as they approach menopause. Feminist driven society in the west attempts to shame men for their attraction to younger women by labeling them perverts. When women age, men find them less appealing for a reason. They are no longer fertile and our genetic imperative to procreate tells us to look for younger mates. The rest of the world still follows this male genetic programming. Sorry gals, it is a scientific fact. Deal with it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it