Woman-child Tee
A young woman with all the sexual charms of a female older than her years. Typically Asian women have this appearance. They have the sexual maturity of a woman, but the outward looks of a young girl: unblemished eyes, clear forehead, smooth cheeks, small chin and a generally youthful and innocent appearance. The combination is alluring to men for a number of genetic reasons. Men are hardwired genetically to prefer youthful looking women because those women with those physical facial attributes have a higher estrogen level, and are hormonally more fecund, or fertile than older women who lose those attributes as their estrogen levels drop with age as they approach menopause. Feminist driven society in the west attempts to shame men for their attraction to younger women by labeling them perverts. When women age, men find them less appealing for a reason. They are no longer fertile and our genetic imperative to procreate tells us to look for younger mates. The rest of the world still follows this male genetic programming. Sorry gals, it is a scientific fact. Deal with it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day