Wife Tee
Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her. Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...
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Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.