Whore Tee
A girl sexy enough that people will pay her for sex and then go on social media and and use prostitution as a platform to promote fake morality to gain political or religious prominence and power. As the sheep baa and cheer the moral character of the "John" who goes to a professional sex provider cause his partner thinks missionary with a nightlight on is kinky and showers her with jewelry, lingerie, exotic perfumes and brings his wife home a 5 in 1 stylus from dollar store that she uses to text her tennis instructor Janis who thinks she's breathtaking and smart and are madly in love and met because the whore told his wife because he comes to her money in hand each week saying she's a princess and his true soul mate and then goes out publicly denouncing prostitution and wishes he could reinstitute stoning to death as a way to punish these purveyors of filth that has led to the downfall of society. So the whore, the wife and the lesbian walk into a bar and they all know how to hold their liquor, by the ears as they plot to expose this righteous moral character that never read anything but the book of psalms of the quite beautiful but disgustingly whored book known as the Bible.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it