white people Tee
(n) - European settlers who traveled across the Atlantic Ocean and settled in the United States and Canada. If you ask a 'white person' their origin they say "America,"an identity they created and impose on the world across all channels. White people hail from Great Britain/UK, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Italy and for the past 500 years they have become one body of people. Their culture is one excess meat, alcohol, wheat, cow products, and potato consumption, one- off European street festivals, and of mild amnesia. They claim they discovered a land that was devoid of civilized human settlement. A key quality of white people is their ability to continuously repress or actively forget that their ancestors committed genocide on the lives of 10 million+ Native American women, children, and men in one to two decades. They did this based on the belief that by leaving Europe, where they had been medieval serfs for centuries or aristocratic incestuous/pure bloods who hit an economic ceiling, this 'new land' was a fresh start. They suffer from extreme digestive issues and anxiety, are incapable of living a simple life void of violence, and deal with egocentric superiority complexes (see 'Neanderthal origins'.) White ppl suffer from severe Vitamin D deficiency, hate the sun and cooking spices because it turns them into a chill, sane, naturally intelligent being.
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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