Whitby mans Tee
Whitby (wit-BEE) mans – A male who wanted to live in Toronto but didn't want to live in a shoebox-sized condo, but could afford a house in Whitby – only to learn that taxes are so high, that they could have probably afforded 200 sq. ft. more, parking and a storage locker to go with said Toronto condo. The Whitby mans works in IT, listens to Drake, wears Canada Goose and shorts in the winter. They hate shovelling windrows. Around White Oaks, Whitby mans is like a no name version of Toronto mans. Around hockey arenas, Whitby mans is likely low key racist – harkening to a time when Whitby was nicknamed "White Be." Whitby mans brags on Butchies and loves making fun of the 'Shwa but fails to realize that the heavily taxed house they're living in is actually made of glass and it is Whitby where the Whitby Mall is located. Despite the name, Whitby mans is probably from Scarborough or Brampton.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it