Whewdini Tee
Whewdini- (n) ‘WHEW- DEE-NEE’- When your wife reaches under and behind her top simutaneously and unclasps her bra and proceeds to wriggle and contort her way fully out of the bra while still covering her tits and eventually extracts the bra from a sleeve hole and fires it into a laundry pile right in front of you for the sole purpose of letting you know youre not getting any that night. I just watched my wife do this tonight before bed after a long ass day and I asked what the hell she called that little trick that Ive watched her do for 30 years and have always been amazed by it. She immediately replies “The Houdini”. I asked her where she heard that and she said she made it up when she was a teen. I recalled over the years that anytime she did it in front of me it was always a telltale sign of no nookie that night. So, I figured the “whew” part would be her saying that to herself as in “whew, I dont have to deal with that slob gyrating and sweating all over me for 3 minutes before I get to go to sleep tonight” combined with her explaining to me that she had seen Houdini get out of straightjackets using the same spastic body motions she used while executing the move.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it