Wedgie Tee
When someone yanks upward on your underwear. Usually done on weaker people or done in a group to average/stronger people. It induces a large amount of pain towards the crotch/ass. Incredibly painful and there are a large variety of techniques. Hurts more if the reciever of the wedgie is wearing tighty whities (briefs). As tidey whities tend to take longer to rip(escpecially Fruit of the Loom and Hanes), and they stretch farther. They're also harder to un-wedge, and go deeper into your crack. Opposed to boxers, which rip easier, easier to un-wedge, and don't irritate and hurt as much. Boxer wearer's tend to pick on a tighty wighty wearer through the wedgie. The wedgie is also a common locker room use. Should someone be shown to wear tidey whighties (briefs) then they should be the victim of many wedgies into the future and beyond until everyone seems fit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means