wedgie Tee
The yanking of a nerds breifs, thong , or other humiliating underwear. A wedgie is needed to put geeks, dorks, and nerds into place. There are several different types of Wedgies to give, but the number one rule for wedgies is to always give them to nerds in public for excess humiliation: The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway) The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong (there r more wedgies)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.