wayne rooney Tee
He's Fat He's Bald He Likes his women old! its Wayne Rooney its Wayne Rooney hes fat hes scouse hell fukin rob your house its wayne rooney hes near hes far hell fukin steal yer car its wayne rooney hes fat hes red hell take yer gran to bed its wayne rooney he fat she's scum he's probably shagged your mum wayne rooney wayne rooney hes fat hes round he bounces up and down its wayne rooney he shot he missed he must be f **kin pissed wayne rooney wayne rooney wayne rooney is a virgin he's never used his d**k he w**ks in the shower and sleeps in his own sick he throws up to the left and he throws up to the right and he couldn't pulla bird if he tried all f*****g night Build a brothel Build a brothel Put Wayne Rooney on the Top A load of Grannies in the middle and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!! hell be coming round the mountain with a gun Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum He got himself a hooker Who knew a red nosed fucker Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means