USI Tee
USI or Unidentified Sleeping Injury. Any new, idiopathic physical pain, ache or discomfort that you did not have when you went to sleep, but appears upon or shortly after waking, and for which there seems to be no apparent cause, such as recent trauma, injury, illness, effort or activity. USIs become significantly more prevalent after the age of 40. Often renders the sufferer extremely grumpy, and usually at levels disproportionate to the actual discomfort being experienced. This is because, at least in part, the advent of a USI reminds the sufferer that they are getting old, and their body does not work as well as it used to, when they were younger. Known to affect most human beings over time, no matter how healthy, fit or athletic they may be. Data on other fauna is not available, as they do not have voices to complain with if or when such a discomfort occurs. Most USIs resolve themselves within 24 hours without the need for any kind of medical or other intervention. Anything that persists beyond that time should probably be investigated, however, as the self-diagnosis of a USI may have been incorrect.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.