Twokinds Tee
A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.) I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/. It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either: 1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them. 2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone. 3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds. 4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.) The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means