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awful over-rated book, that's captured the hearts of millions of needy girls and women alike. Now i wanna clear something up NOW! not ALL 14 year old girls are obsessed with twilight, thank you, I'm a 14 yr old girl and cant stand the book, so ha. Thank you, it is only the mindless Mary-sue's who adore the book, which is 90% of my population, admittedly. Now twilight is the most unorriginal, vulgar, sexist, lame thing i ever read/saw/heard of. 10 reasons why: 1. I love story between 2 people who SHOULDN'T be together? hmmm never heard THAT before *sarcasm* 2. The plot is nothing! Their just in love, talking. 3. Bella is a mindless Mary-sue! She makes it seem like girls NEED a man, and Edward controls her, and she loooks like a helpless naive girl when he controls her and she LETS him. She's WAY too dependent on him. 4. Vampires have NO soul and NO consience, they are the lving dead, who dont have hearts or love, they just thirst for blood. They have fangs, sleep in coffins, fear garlic, where capes, turn into bats, go out at night, burn in the sunlight and NO THEY DONT SPARKLE! Thus, Edward doesnt qualify as a vampire 5. The book is so boring! Chapter after chapter it's bella thinking of edward, or her and edward talking! The only action is at the VERY end, the LAST 100 pages 6. Corniest.Romance.Ever. 7. Stephenie Meyer wanted My Chem's songs in the awful thing! If anyone TRIES to bring down my chem and insult them with such in offer, it should be a crime! 8. I thought Vampires were supposed to be GORGEOUS, NONE of the vamps in the movie even qualified "okay" 9.Why are all the guys in love with bella, she's an ugly, ordianry, expressionless mary-sue! 10. This book give's idiots false hope, that some perfect guy is going to come sweep them away and love them forever -_- Twilight is the MOST retarded book I've EVER read, and I've read plenty books. Not to mention the fangirls for ugly Rob Pattinson are twice as worse!

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