Twilight
awful over-rated book, that's captured the hearts of millions of needy girls and women alike. Now i wanna clear something up NOW! not ALL 14 year old girls are obsessed with twilight, thank you, I'm a 14 yr old girl and cant stand the book, so ha. Thank you, it is only the mindless Mary-sue's who adore the book, which is 90% of my population, admittedly. Now twilight is the most unorriginal, vulgar, sexist, lame thing i ever read/saw/heard of. 10 reasons why: 1. I love story between 2 people who SHOULDN'T be together? hmmm never heard THAT before *sarcasm* 2. The plot is nothing! Their just in love, talking. 3. Bella is a mindless Mary-sue! She makes it seem like girls NEED a man, and Edward controls her, and she loooks like a helpless naive girl when he controls her and she LETS him. She's WAY too dependent on him. 4. Vampires have NO soul and NO consience, they are the lving dead, who dont have hearts or love, they just thirst for blood. They have fangs, sleep in coffins, fear garlic, where capes, turn into bats, go out at night, burn in the sunlight and NO THEY DONT SPARKLE! Thus, Edward doesnt qualify as a vampire 5. The book is so boring! Chapter after chapter it's bella thinking of edward, or her and edward talking! The only action is at the VERY end, the LAST 100 pages 6. Corniest.Romance.Ever. 7. Stephenie Meyer wanted My Chem's songs in the awful thing! If anyone TRIES to bring down my chem and insult them with such in offer, it should be a crime! 8. I thought Vampires were supposed to be GORGEOUS, NONE of the vamps in the movie even qualified "okay" 9.Why are all the guys in love with bella, she's an ugly, ordianry, expressionless mary-sue! 10. This book give's idiots false hope, that some perfect guy is going to come sweep them away and love them forever -_- Twilight is the MOST retarded book I've EVER read, and I've read plenty books. Not to mention the fangirls for ugly Rob Pattinson are twice as worse!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
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I love it I bought me and my family some
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
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