Twilight
awful over-rated book, that's captured the hearts of millions of needy girls and women alike. Now i wanna clear something up NOW! not ALL 14 year old girls are obsessed with twilight, thank you, I'm a 14 yr old girl and cant stand the book, so ha. Thank you, it is only the mindless Mary-sue's who adore the book, which is 90% of my population, admittedly. Now twilight is the most unorriginal, vulgar, sexist, lame thing i ever read/saw/heard of. 10 reasons why: 1. I love story between 2 people who SHOULDN'T be together? hmmm never heard THAT before *sarcasm* 2. The plot is nothing! Their just in love, talking. 3. Bella is a mindless Mary-sue! She makes it seem like girls NEED a man, and Edward controls her, and she loooks like a helpless naive girl when he controls her and she LETS him. She's WAY too dependent on him. 4. Vampires have NO soul and NO consience, they are the lving dead, who dont have hearts or love, they just thirst for blood. They have fangs, sleep in coffins, fear garlic, where capes, turn into bats, go out at night, burn in the sunlight and NO THEY DONT SPARKLE! Thus, Edward doesnt qualify as a vampire 5. The book is so boring! Chapter after chapter it's bella thinking of edward, or her and edward talking! The only action is at the VERY end, the LAST 100 pages 6. Corniest.Romance.Ever. 7. Stephenie Meyer wanted My Chem's songs in the awful thing! If anyone TRIES to bring down my chem and insult them with such in offer, it should be a crime! 8. I thought Vampires were supposed to be GORGEOUS, NONE of the vamps in the movie even qualified "okay" 9.Why are all the guys in love with bella, she's an ugly, ordianry, expressionless mary-sue! 10. This book give's idiots false hope, that some perfect guy is going to come sweep them away and love them forever -_- Twilight is the MOST retarded book I've EVER read, and I've read plenty books. Not to mention the fangirls for ugly Rob Pattinson are twice as worse!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |