trumpanzee Tee
A filthy, chimeric beast with the form of a human being but with an irrational, violent mind closer to a wild primate, resulting from an aberrant social experiment from 2016 to 2020, in which ordinary hillbillies and their diaspora were conditioned employing a tsunami of deliberate misinformation that altered their perceptions, along with intellectual and empathetic capacity. Donald John Trump, a former New York reality-show host and known sociopath, was the primary source and channel for the misinformation, which resulted in his election to the office of President. During his term of office, he tested the trance-like loyalty of his subjects with ever more degrading and humiliating acts (see communion, diaper), culminating in a homicidal trumpanzee insurrection on January 6, 2021, against Congress as they certified the electoral college ballots from the 2020 general election, which Trump lost by nearly 8 million votes. Despite intensive investigation, scientists are unsure if the trumpanzee conditioning can be reversed, as there appears to be permanent brain damage.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating