Trailer Park Bobcat Tee
trail·er·park·bob·cat /ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/ trey-ler pahrk bob-kat –noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat. A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots. Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners. Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature. They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex