Trail Karen Tee
A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass. Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them. Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means