Top Red Tee
Top Reds are Liverpool Football Club fans who bizarrely show more interest in actual football matches than the transfer window. They obsess about small details such as results and championships won rather than looking at the real metric of success, annual net spend on players. They often go to live football matches, which gives them a limited perspective on the game, as they are unable to benefit from slow-motion replays of key events and the insights of knowledgable experts such as Martin Tyler and Joe Cole. They may even claim to have been fans of the club for at least 10 years, which is unlikely as there is no evidence football even existed at that time. They have a tendency to use an incomprehensible dialect that is very different from the accents we find in true Liverpool fans: Surrey, South Dublin and Singapore. This dialect may originate in a place called "Shankley", because they seem to mention it a lot. They frequently engage in unhinged behaviour such as discussing the relative merits of fan ownership and the moral dangers of becoming a club run by petrobillionaires rather than simply tattooing "FSGout!" on their penis like any normal person would do. YWNA
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.