TomTomLonghammer Tee
A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡