Titanic That Bitch Tee
Titanic That Bitch *Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch* • Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out. • Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit. • Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once. • Towels deployed like FEMA relief. • A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun. • Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down. • Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.” • You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed. • At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.” • The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes. • A statement like: • “I don’t know what just happened” • “I think I left my body.” • “Did we just fuck through a portal?” • “I saw my childhood bedroom” • “I think my ancestors clapped”
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating