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Tickle Job Tee

When a girl tickles your cock This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table. She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed. For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground! I bucked and writhed in agony. "Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?" She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum." "What, why?!" She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants. "Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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