Thumbing Tee
A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds. 1. Sit in the squatting position. 2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds. 3. Stand up quickly. 4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can. When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed. Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw. The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means