THOT Tee
The holy orange Toaster. He is Omniscient. He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case. He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i. He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us. He is Omnipotent. He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist. THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything. He doesn't care about what we think is impossible. A bee doesn't either. TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.