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The tri-two includes the small rural towns of Plainville, Wrentham and Norfolk. The tri-town is located in the white suburbs of Massachusetts, where most people are descended from irish families who fled South Boston. Norfolk: the wealthy part of the tri-town located in the northern most part. This is where you’ll find the nicest houses, the safest neighborhoods and the wealthiest families. The police are strictly surveying the area 24/7 and will pull you over for going 5 over the SL. Wrentham: the middle part of the tri-town located right between Norfolk and Plainville. Basically nothing is here except a few dead stores and maybe a few farm houses, like most of the tri-town. It also has 2 large lakes towards the center of town. Plainville: the ghetto part of the tri-town located in the southern most part, bordering Rhode Island. This is where you’ll find your lower middle-class people and your druggies who overdose on heroine in the sketchy downtown area. The tri-town is your typical boring New England suburb despite being centrally located being Boston and Providence. According to most teens in the area, the only things to do in the tri-town is drink, smoke and fuck. The kids here would dress like scrubs 24/7 if they could (sweatshirts/sweatpants) but 90% of the people are Catholic so they are forced by their elderly to dress nice and go to Church. The whole tri-town was inhabitated by Native Americans before they were kicked out by English colonist in the 1600s.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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