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The SMIC Private School Tee

The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u. wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office! at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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