The Shocker
Two for the friend, one in the end Two for the kitty, one in the shitty Two for the moose, one in the caboose Two in the bank, one in the stank Two in the beaver, one to check for fever Two in the bush, one in the tush Two in the cherry, one in the fairy Two in the coot, one in the poot Two in the cooter, one in the pooter Two in the cootie, one in the booty Two in the crack, one in the back Two in the cum, one in the bum Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt Two in the fun, one in the bun Two in the giney, one in the hiney Two in the goo, one in the poo Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye Two in the humper, one in the dumper Two in the junk, one in the trunk Two in her meat, one in her seat Two in the muff, one in the stuff Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot Two in the play, one in the gay Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate Two in the poon, one in the moon Two in the punanny, one in the fanny Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the sludge, one in the fudge Two in the snapper, one in the crapper Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch Two in the soup, one in the poop Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!" Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps Two where you eat, one in the seat Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |