the shocker Tee
AKA: 2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin' 2 in the front, 1 in the shunt 2 in the fun, 1 in the bun 2 going down, 1 in the brown 2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month) 2 for the gish, 1 for the fish 2 in the gash, 1 in the stash 2 for the crack, 1 in the back 2 in the slit, 1 in the shit 2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco 2 in the door, 1 on the floor 2 in the door, 1 in the gore 2 for the friend, 1 in the end 2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt 2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose 2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve 2 for the meat, 1 in her seat 2 in the flap, 1 in the crap 2 in the gear, 1 in the rear 2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper 2 for the tube, 1 with some lube 2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt 2 in the sock, 1 for the shock 2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk 2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl 2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk 2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper 2 in the place, 1 in the ace 2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty 2 in the porn, 1 for the corn 2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush 2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot 2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose 2 in the poon, 1 on the moon 2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver 2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe 2 from the hand, 1 for the gland 2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin 2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff 2 in the play, 1 in the gay 2 in the chute, 1 in the poot 2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!! 2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate 2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty 2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy 2 for the team, 1 in the steam And finally,...One of my personal favorites: 2 IN THE PLEASURE, 1 IN THE TREASURE!!! That's all I got for now.....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means