The Scungilli Man Tee
Do not say his name. The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters. The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness". Not much is known about the Scungilli Man. According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind. If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man. Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power. The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism. In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it. Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence. Don't say his name.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.