THE M4CHIN3 Tee
They say he was born from a government nuclear experiment involving a washing machine, a sterile baby boy an xbox 360 ,a pack of camel lights and lots of root-beer,or he was born in Virginia to a single mom. but who he is and what he does are more dangerous then where he was born.... he lives through the XBL network on Halo3 multiplayer, lashing out at the human players who think they have what takes to keep down The_M4chin3,as there is no way to kill him or it or her, the only thing that can be done is to defend oneself from it, to keep it back,but even then with each death it grows stronger and adapts to how it was killed and evens the score with the one who killed it.... to date THE M4CHIN3 has slaughtered 16,909 poor souls foolish enough to challenge its hard written killing machine code,and that is why they call him "THE M4CHIN3"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.