The Hives Tee
One of the few mainstream rock bands of the 21st century that shouldn't be slaughtered by The Interhamwe with machetes Bizimungu bought from China for only 10¢ each. The Hives are made up of Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (vocals), his brother Nicholaus Arson (Guitarist), Vigilante Carlstroem (Second Guitarist), Dr. Matt Destruction (Bassist), and Chris Dangerous (Percussion). The band claims they have a man named Randy Fitzsimmons who is they're discoverer\manager\ghostwriter. However, "Randy Fitzsimmons" has been revealed to be pseudonym belonging to Nicholaus, leading many people to believe that Mr. Fitzsimmons is nothing but a myth, and that Nick writes the songs. The band, of course, denies this. My question is: "If Randy is, in fact, a myth, why is he a myth? Why do The Hives insist on him being true??" The Hives were formed in 1993, in a small Swedish town named Fagersta (all the members are swedish). The band make Garage Rock Revival, Alternative Rock, and Garage Punk. Their album, Veni Vidi Vicious, is a pretty much remix of rock music from the 1960s, the song "Hate to say I told you so" is the reason they became known. I become very jovial whenever hearing the sweat sound of their music, a big fan, and believe that this will never change.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means