The Dutch Piston Tee
Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion. The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face. The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties. First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it