the douchiest douchebag Tee
the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.