The Divorcinator Tee
Unlike a homewrecker, The Divorcinator is not our for sport, or pure hedonism, but justice. They are out to heal the sick and right the wrongs, acting on a kind of vendetta, often sourced from their own wounds, set-backs, and tragedies. An anti-hero, a black sheep, a Robin Hood, or a Jedi, The Divorcinator urges the helpless to "Use the Divorce!" recognizing that freedom from oppression, tyranny, and abuse could otherwise not be achieved. The Divorcinator is not an opportunist but a liberator. To be called "homewrecker" is a slight, when the "home" in question is a house of cards in which the victim(s) feel trapped. The Divorcinator relieves and frees those who fully acknowledge the destructive nature of the endeavor. Such a "home" is a sham of a structure housing nefarious purposes contrary the accord of marriage, this effecting like a cancer everything that it touches. Oddly enough and in contrast to a philander, for example, a divorcinator is prompted by a sense of justice, morality, empathy, and shared responsibility. They bring pleasure to the miserable, wisdom to the occluded, and fortitude to the weary. A modern day folk hero cast as a kind of Cosmic Cowboy or a "man in black", they ride into town, defeat the bad guys, set the women and children free, then ride off into the sunset. It is a treacherous, dangerous, and tragic role, but a heroic one. It is a role that is not chosen but foisted upon them; it is chosen for them.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.